Friday, August 31, 2007

FN Endorses "Big Pupi" For RSN President

After careful consideration, the editors of FenwayNation have decided to endorse the candidacy of "Big Pupi" for the office of President of Red Sox Nation. Even though we abhor the whole concept of making people PAY to be fans (shame on you, NOG), we can't sit on the sidelines while unworthy reprobates like Mike Barnicle are in the running (who do you think wrote his speeches?)

Electing Big Pupi would insure that an under-represented constituency—Canine-Americans—will finally get their voice heard. Consider carefully before you vote, and cast it for the only candidate you would let lick your face. It's Big Pupi in 2007! VOTE HERE

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