
The "Hole In The Wall Gang" season ticket package will offer lucky fans the ability to view the action from the perspective of the guy who works the scoreboard for 15-20 minute intervals. Designed on a time-sharing model, fans can buy—say—81 top of the 5th innings throughout the season. Such a full-season package would cost $12,750 (with a $32 handling fee). To accommodate the inevitable long lines behind the wall on Lansdowne Street, the club will offer affordable meal plans from their Aramark partners.
(It's sad to have to say this, but, the above is a parody)
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